Hatched...: P##n For New Moms

It's a book, I swear.

See look...

This book is chock full of images portraying every new mom's fantasies. Don't bother buying it for it's clever stories. There aren't any. Just graphic depictions of what every new mom dreams of. Reader beware: photo subjects may be scantily clad.

Okay. So it's actually quite a wholesome book. There might be a shirtless man in there somewhere, but it's only the babies that are near naked. Indeed, there's no need to hide this book under the mattress unless you're just embarrassed that you own such a corny book.

If you paged through the book you would notice a theme. It goes something like this - good looking men taking care of the babies while doing household chores and letting mom sleep in. Hmmm... yeah, that sounds good to me. These people, the Cambridge Women's P##nography Collaborative (what a name!), must know what they're talking about.

But as it turns out, they've done this before...