Post-Pregnancy "Pooch"

So, you thought I was joking when I said I was still carrying most of my pregnancy belly...

A woman who just had two babies walks into the NICU and a nurse (who sees new moms every day) says... "Oh, you're going to have a baby."
The new mom looks tired, dazed, and confused.
The nurse realizes her mistake, "Or maybe you just had a baby," and then adds "You have a good pooch there."
That nurse wasn't talking about our Kai-dog.